It says here, at Pacific Standard, that learning a second language translates into clearer thinking. No surprises there, but good to have evidence.
In Providence this week, a certain baby I know is showing an affinity for more than one language. His mother thinks he finds his father’s Swedish soothing, especially when sung in a low voice.
While the baby is tuning in to Swedish and English, his parents are studying a language called Basic Baby. It’s the world’s oldest language. In its simplest form, it involves crying: “You’re doing this wrong — try a different tack.” Or silence: “You’re doing this right.” At higher levels, it gets more complex. For example, you may be doing something right, but there is still crying: “This digestive business feels totally weird.”
Basic Baby is not too hard to learn if you (a) pay attention, (b) realize that you will figure it out eventually. It was your own first language. If you are rusty, maybe you just need to bone up a bit.
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How clever. How true. And what a precious bundle.
I told my son-in-law my goal of the day was to get a photo of the baby in the hat that was made by the daughter of a work colleague. There’s a bit of a wise old owl theme going with this little boy, including toys and a great baby-room decal.
The “Owl Poet” says that’s one adorable baby in one adorable bonnet.
Thanks, Owl Poet! I wanted to find the perfect poem to post while I was waiting on the delivery, but all I could think of was Wm Blake’s “Little Lamb, who made thee?” I love Blake, but posting that poem would mystify the baby’s parents and not quite reflect our ethos.
Look at this tiny sweetheart who fits in one hand <3. I love his owl hat. And I love what you say about Basic Baby.
My son-in-law and I were musing last night about what makes so many people, often people who barely know the parents, want to gather ’round and support and protect a tiny baby. I feel like we all have an ancient, ancient instinct to rejoice in a brand new member of the human race.
I’m sure you’re right–and I’m very glad for it. Welcome welcome, new member!