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In Spain these days, a pineapple means you are available.

I’m sharing a funny dating story from September with the caveat that global warming may have upset everything in the short time since then. That’s because the lighthearted craze described here may have been inundated in the recent floods. On the other hand, maybe I should give more credit to the resilience of the human spirit. Especially when it comes to dating.

Guy Hedgecoe writes at the BBC, “A Spanish craze encouraging single people to seek partners in supermarkets by using a fruit-based code has caused some chaotic scenes and even led to the police being called to restore order.

“In recent days, many single Spaniards have been drawn to branches of supermarket chain Mercadona between 7pm-8pm by claims they can find romance at that time, particularly if they put a pineapple upside down in their shopping trolley.

“The phenomenon seems to have been driven in great part by the actor and humorist Vivy Lin, who posted a video on TikTok of her pushing a trolley around a Mercadona store talking about the supposed window. …

“The pineapple maneuver is reportedly completed by pushing your trolley into the wine section of the store and hoping that a person you find attractive responds positively.

“As the story has gone viral, it has led to some unusual and sometimes disorderly sights.

“In Madrid there have been reports of groups of teenagers pushing trolleys around stores in the evening, without buying products.

‘One man was dressed as a giant pineapple by his friends inside a store as part of his bachelor party celebrations.

“In Bilbao, police were called to a branch of Mercadona during the 7pm-8pm time slot because of rowdy scenes inside, although they were not required to intervene.

“A song, circulating online, has further driven the success of the trend, with the words: ‘In the wine section / My heart races / Looking for someone special / That my soul needs.’ …

“While the latest use of the fruit may have proved popular with some, there have been reports that the pineapple mania has not found favor with many Mercadona employees who are left to clear up unpurchased goods.

“One video showed a worker pushing boxes of the fruit away from shelves and towards a storeroom as 7pm approached.”

Meanwhile at the Washington Post, Leo Sands interviews a Malaga resident, ” ‘I think that currently the apps are very monotonous and people are already looking for something different,’ said Gustavo Contreras, a 28-year-old waiter living in Malaga, on Spain’s southern coast. …

“Contreras, who said he knows people who have met by crashing their carts together, said he spent about an hour carting around an upside-down pineapple at his local Mercadona store twice last week, but failed to knock carts with anyone else.

“The first time, ‘I went in and grabbed a pineapple and went around with my cart. I was going to go shopping anyway, but I realized that when I carried a pineapple, there were some knowing glances on 2 occasions,’ he said in a text message Wednesday. ‘I could feel the tension in the stares.’

“When he returned to the store the next day to try again, Contreras said that there were no pineapples left — a shortage he attributed to the popularity of the new dating craze.”

More at the BBC, here, and at the Post, here.

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Students tricked a museum into exhibiting an ordinary pineapple as a piece of art.

They used to say of the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis that the janitorial staff had to be careful not to leave a mop and bucket in a gallery even for a moment or they could come back to find a cluster of museum-goers studying it.

Actually, that can happen.

Recently, Roisin O’Connor wrote at the Independent that students left a pineapple in a gallery of a Scottish museum and someone on the staff thought it was the real thing.

“Students claim they managed to pass off a pineapple they bought for £1 at a supermarket as a work of art, after leaving it in the middle of an exhibition at their university,

“Ruairi Gray, a business information technology student at Robert Gordon University in Scotland, and his friend Lloyd Jack, reportedly left the fruit at the Look Again exhibition at RGU’s Sir Ian Wood building, hoping that it might be mistaken for art.

“When they returned four days later he found that the pineapple had been put inside its own glass display case at the event. …

“Natalie Kerr, a cultural assistant for the festival who organised the display, said she wasn’t the one who included the fruit as an artwork because she is allergic to pineapple.

” ‘We were moving the exhibition, and came back after 10 minutes and it was in this glass case,’ she told the Press & Journal. …

“The incident recalls a similar prank last year when a 17-year-old placed a pair of glasses on the floor at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

“Apparently unimpressed with some of the work on display and wanting to test the theory that people will try to interpret any object provided it is in a gallery setting, TJ Khayatan placed the glasses on the floor and walked away.

“Soon after, visitors to the gallery surrounded them and began taking pictures.”

More at the Independent, here, and at the NY Times, here.

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Sometimes I get blog ideas from Facebook, which is one reason I can’t see myself pulling out despite all the irrelevant, unwanted clutter there.

Former colleague Scott G. recently posted a curious item on Facebook about turning pineapple waste into leather — real leather, not “fruit leather.” It’s much better for the environment than animal-based leathers and more appealing to sustainability-conscious consumers than petroleum-based ones.

Adele Peters at FastCoexist says that Carmen Hijosa got the idea for a new, sustainable industry on a visit to the Philippines years ago. But first she needed a PhD.

“When leather expert Carmen Hijosa visited the Philippines to consult with the leather industry there, she discovered two big problems: The leather was poor quality, and producing it was bad both for the local environment and the people involved.

“But as she traveled around the country, she had an epiphany. The Philippines grows a lot of pineapples — and ends up with a lot of wasted pineapple leaves. The leaves, she realized, had certain features that might make it possible to turn them into a plant-based leather alternative. …

“She also looked at other local plants, such as banana fibers and sisal. But only pineapple fibers were strong and flexible enough to handle the manufacturing process she had in mind.

“Hijosa left her work in the traditional leather industry and spent the next seven years at the Royal College of Art in London, developing the material into a patented product while she earned a PhD. Now running a startup — at age 63 — she’s ramping up manufacturing of her pineapple-based leather, called Piñatex. …

“Her startup, Ananas Anam, has built its production from 500 meters to 2,000 meters, and [by August], she expects the next batch to be around 8,000 meters. But as the company’s capacity grows, demand is already outpacing supply. Companies like Puma and Camper have made prototypes with the material, and others are already using it.”

What an impressive woman! More here.

Photo: FastCoexist
Because pineapple leaves would normally be wasted, turning them into leather, is an extra source of income for farmers.

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Amusing validation for folks who think standardized testing has gone too far.

“A reading passage included [last] week in one of New York’s standardized English tests,” writes Anemona Hartocollis in the NY Times, “has become the talk of the eighth grade, with students walking around saying, ‘Pineapples don’t have sleeves,’ as if it were the code for admission to a secret society.

“The passage is a parody of the tortoise and the hare story, the Aesop’s fable that almost every child learns in elementary school. Only instead of a tortoise, the hare races a talking pineapple.”

Apparently, the test questions were so nonsensical, the kids are still scratching their heads. “And by Friday afternoon, the state education commissioner had decided that the questions would not count in students’ official scores.”

Have a chuckle here.

[We interrupt this broadcast for the baby to chew on my knuckle while his mother tries to get some stuff done,]

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